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Yes boys and girls you have reached the one, the only, bangbus.com. For 2 years we have gone out in our van with camcorder in hand, in search for every girl's inner slut. We have driven all over the country, and over the past year, all over the world. We have returned with footage that your brain will not want to accept, but will have to. It is undeniable. It is debauchery. It is human behavior brought to freightening lows...it is the bangbus, and the bus rides on... The world wasn't ready, but we fucking rode on...
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JT makes his long awaited retu... yeah right.. who the fuck cares about the guy around here... anyways.. JT did come along for yet another fun-filled episode for your viewing pleasure... YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE FUCKERS! In search of the latest fix.. we peeped Zoey coming from the beach lugging a huge surfboard... Not to fall into stereotypes.. but I was banking on the whole surfer airheaded vibe... glad to know it worked! Zoey was more than happy to help us with our surfing "documentary" and gladly entered the lion's den! It didn't take much for Zoey to strip down to her birthday suit... matter of fact... I don't remember what the fuck it was that I said that got her offering a peek.. but one thing I DO remember is her huge round ass hiding in that wetsuit... wow! Great natural perky tits added to that wonderful bubble butt makes this one to watch my friends! Zoe pounces on JT's cock and wraps her lips around his balls in a great messy blowjob... then came the sex! Pussy fucking on a moving van is great! Enjoy this one fuckers.. it's good stuff! The Dirty One..
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It's been a good while since we've pulled a reverse Bang Bus.. so I decided to go ahead and make it happen one mo' gain! You know alot of people think it's taking the easy way out by doing this.. but let's see any of YOU guys convince some chick to fuck some random guy off the street! OK.. so maybe it was Alexa.. the last chick that Ugs ditched me for.. remember? Well.. I had my own idea... anyways... so yeah.. Alexa came back with Ugs to make shit happen! So on our travels, we meet Tyler as he's searching for a VCR on the top of his father's office building... you read that right... I wanted to leave this nutjob alone.. but the peanut gallery wanted me to persist.. so that I did! I'm burning eternally for this... so WORSHIP ME! Tyler's antics were a bit too much for even me... and after finding out that he needed a ride to pick up his meds ( mental anyone?) I knew this was my chance to ditch 'em.. imagine that.. he didn't even suck on Alexa's natural round tits.... so yeah.. .as soon as we got to the pharmacy... Tyler walks in and Bobby walks out... well Alexa made it a point for me to get him.. so I obliged the broad... Bobby's my kind of guy... even with a wife and kid.. he still can appreciate a nice piece of strange pussy dangled in his face to fuck.. free of charge! WE WERE OFF! Alexa took control of the situation from the get and began bossing Bobby around like a bitch.. and loved it! I failed to mention the juicy round bubble butt that Alexa drags behind her..what an ass!!! The messy oral blowjob deed was done.. so that left the fuck filmage... You know it's a good film when the chick feels the need to grab the seat belts and used them for leverage as she rides a big fat cock and creams all over it! and this is just the first position! After the cum was evacuated from Bobby's balls... it was time for revenge... or should i say .. ."Vengeance is Mine".... Ugly's hungy ass got what he deserved at the end of this one ... and if you're reading this now.. FUCK YOU UGS! HAHAHA.. Tune in and see what I'm talking about ya'll.. Enjoy! The Dirty One...
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Once again it's on!!! The Good Ol' boys are back! It's been a while since we've had the PP on board for one of our capers... and it was goo..yeah.. right.... so anyways... On our travels... we came across Kayla's barely 18 self sitting on the steps of some apartment buildings... she was waiting for her landlord... dizzy broad got locked out or something.. I'm sure she told me but you know how that goes.... so yeah... she needed a lift to work.. that's what it was.. so after I found out her story... i tightened up the screws and laid the verbal smacketh down.. and you ALL know how at least THAT one goes.. sheesh... Little did we know that our adorable perky tits having Kayla was a thugged out O.G. with a wide assortment of body art... you know.. hoochie tatts.... I tell ya.. offer chicks some duckets and it's a wrap.. PP reminded me why I tolerate his usual incompetence as he shoved his cock down Kayla's mouth.. she gives great blowjobs fellas.... and then fucks her tight shaved pussy and pummels her round juicy ass to bits.... good shit! Then it was time for ever so clever drop off.. this one fails to dissapoint..as do I .. in bringing you yet another Bang Bus banger! Enjoy! The Dirty One....
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I have no idea what kind of screening process we're going thru these days with the selection of male counterparts we're bringing along on the Bizzang Bus.. but I do know that we have GOT to get a different system in here... Ugly brings me this guy named Otter.. that's right... OTTER! Apparently they linked up at some bar and Ugs promised him a seat on the rolling thunder... sheesh.. what Ugs'll do to cover a bar tab! YADA YADA YADA... Otter had this whole movie star look thing going on... I guess... where was I? oh yeah! So Otter, Ugs, and I were hell bent on achieving success! Enter Alex. This sexy milf looking broad was walking to work when she came across the best thing that's ever happened to her menial existance... but damn did she look good! She has some fantastic natural jugs and a tight round ass.. I tell ya.. certified to the T! After offering her a week's pay for 20 minutes of her time.. the usual spiel.. we were off! With Alex being an older woman... I proceeded to ask her how she thinks we should approach woman... these chicks nowadays... feeding me all sorts of ammo! I can't stress to you guys how much of a great fucking milf Alex is! Once she started to take her clothes off... I was hooked! Great nipples on perky breasts and a clean shaven pussy with a great butt! Do I really need to say anymore? Otter did come thru in the clutch... supplying the big dick for Alex to suck on. After her sensational blowjob.. the fucking was just as intense! Sex scenes in a moving bus are always a trip.. especially when homeboy goes raw... haha... I love it! At the end of the day.. this chick gets some bad news concerning her employment.. I don't know.. don't care enough to remember.. I will say this tho... from now on.. ALL PASSENGERS GET STRIP SEARCHED BEFORE LEAVING THE BANG BUS! I'll handle the women folk and Ugs'll do the body cavity searches on the men..... the natural order of things.. Enjoy! The Dirty One...
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What the fuck have things come to as of late? I mean shit, I think us Bang Bros. need to look into some AA meetings... because this shit is getting out of hand! Check the scenario... After a night of wild drinking and partying.. this guy named Cliff that I supposedly know from some point in my past was next to me driving the Bang Bus.. how strange was that? I then proceeded to give Ugs a call to see where the fuck he was and he tells me he fell asleep somewhere on the beach and for us to go pick him up.... well my fine feathered friends.. this is where the plot thickens.... upon arrival, I see that Ugly is hanging out with a real live dwarf... a fucking DWARF! I know.. bugged me out too... but god-damn it all to fiery hell if this chick wasn't looking right! Lil' Diva's huge round ass had me turned on... which isn't creepy.. is it? Anyways.. Lil Diva made a fine addition to our crew ... so we were off! After turning and twisting thru downtown Miami.. we came across the sexy Alice... this german honey dip was backpacking thru the U.S. and was searching for a way to get to South Beach.. muahahahaha.... my specialty! I thought it was just perfect for us to roll with Alice... being that she's from Munich, Germany... "where the beer is from" as Alive put it.... so we were off! Diva did a fine job of getting Alice to get comfortable in the cauldron of debauchery.... I love this chick! So yeah, after briefly discussing how progressive these euros are.. it was time to get down to it... Having Diva and Alice strip down before our eyes was fucking great! Nothing better than two pairs of great natural boobs and round butt cheeks jiggling the day away... but the real deal didn't have shit on these antics.. Alice's blowjobs were great to film.... nice and messy is how I like 'em... Then my boy Cliff went ahead and fucked the shieza out of Alice... dick to pussy action is always good.. no? YADA YADA YADA... we dropped her off in the outskirts of South Beach.. you know.. a good 20 miles away.. haha! What... you think because the broad is foreign she'd get pity.... have you forgotten about my euro adventures?!?!?! HAHAHA! The Dirty One...
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Well fellas.. we've decided to get a little festive for this week's antics... Ugs and I came across some leftover fireworks from the 4th... and decided what better way to make use of our find than right here on the fuckin' Bang Bus! Leave it to Ugs tho.. to start setting them off on the fucking dashboard and engulf the guts of the bus in smoke.. sheesh.. Never hand Ugly fireworks! So yeah.. in the midst of our travels.. we found ourselves in one of Miami's lesser known trailer parks choking on smoke... not the Cheech and Chong type either my fine feathered friends... when lo and behold a knock on the door by the friendly trailer park neighborhood inspector person... yeah... Marie was her name.. now she might not be the best looking chick we've seen.... but fuck it... our mission needed to get accomplished.. besides.. I wanted to see how good I REALLY am... so after offering our minimum wage wench a few extra dollars to tag along... it was a wrap! DJ Rain, a former employer of Ugs... was down for the cause and handled the situation nicely! Huge naturl boobs just oozing out of Marie's shirt were just great! Not to mention the ass cracking was definitely up to standards! Then the pussy fucking filming commenced! I tell ya.. I never had a doubt that I'd pull this off.. .I'm the Dirtiest Sanchez of them all.. ha! Enjoy yourselves fuckers... The Dirty One...
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So Ugs decided to join us again this week after his overdue "hiatus" from the Bang Bus.. I swear to god that fucker can't keep his shit straight for longer than 20 minutes.... anyways... we brought along Alex with us this week to take part in our never ending quest to conquer and slay as much pussy as is humanly possible on Miami's mean streets... HA! So yeah... blah blah blah.. we came across Maria as we were scouring 8th street for potentials... and man we couldn't have lucked out anymore than we did.. this dizzy broad was half mexican, half irish, and half german.. i know.. 3 halves...what else can you expect from these broads... after doing the whole reality tv show bit.. we were off! Maria was quite taken with our boy Alex.. so much so that she was offering to service him as soon as she stepped into the cauldron of debauchery! Great perky natural tits bouncing up and down to Ugly's road antics were great highlights... not to mention the ass shaking and pussy fucking that transpired next... you know things are going well when the chick OFFERS a blowjob out of nowhere.. haha... I fucking love this shit... Great steamy sex filmage took place and yet another classic drop off and it was a wrap... Enjoy fuckers... The Dirty One...
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I knew it was a great idea to bring my clippers on the bus today... I figured it was time to give PP a nice buzz cut... maybe I should've mentioned the fact that those clippers had been used to trim pubes many a time... ehh.. no biggie... so yeah.. After the initial swipe... PP really couldn't stay mad.. what's he gonna do after that... glue it back on his head??? I even used that incident to my advantage when we came across Vanessa... this 4 foot 8 inch puerto rican piece of ass! I offered her a hundred bucks to help us fix the monstrosity of a hair cut that PP was sporting.. and you know how puerto rocks are... anything for the ca$h! I couldn't get over how fuckin' short this chick was.. she could almost completely stand up in the van! This chick was just 2 inches above the legal height of a little person... I love that shit.. all compact and shit.. Big c cup breasts on a short chick make them look that much bigger.. not to mention her juicy round butt... as we've all come to learn.. I. the Dirty One.. have that gift of gabb and can sell water to a whale... with that being said... the sex filming the ensued is one for the books! Don't believe me.. check the trailer.... it was great! The Dirty One...
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I don't think that I've tried this one out yet.. the whole bring a girl and a guy together to try and snag some pussy up from Miami's mean streets.... Stefanie and JT played the swinging couple role beautifully... sheesh.. I was almost convinced! After making a quick pit stop, your boy D. Sanchez strolled past Sandra sitting on the entrance of the hotel I soiled.. She was waiting for her parents to come back from one of the many conventions that go down here... Stefanie did a good job of coaxing this sweet piece of ass into our clutches.... ALRIGHT STEF! Once we got going.. things pretty much unfurled as usual... Great natural breasts from both chicks is always a sight for sore eyes... plus that both of these broads had such great bubble butts and were so anxious to share them was fantastic! Nothing like filiming some hardcore amateur sex in the back of a 15 1/2 passenger van..muahahaha... Enjoy this one fellas.. it was fun.. The Dirty One..
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When will people learn that no matter what kind of shit Ugs gets himself into.. there is no defeating the man!!!! I mean c'mon.. the fucker got hit by a car a few weeks back right.. and PP thought he could take advantage of the medicated Ugly and challenged him to a drinking contest! Needless to say.. Ugs won and PP had to deal with us picking up the most ghetto fabulous broad we could get our hands on... And then there was Trinity....So what if the first glimpse of this dominican/rican broad was her sifting thru a pile of clothes on the curb... haha... and so what if she was so ghetto that even Ugs was taken aback! This chick had spunk and was perfect for the job! PP tried to make a run for it.. but instead chose to honor his wager to the Ugliest one of 'em all! After snoring thru Trin's hard knock life sobb story and passing by an ATM.. it was a wrap! PP was so mean to this chick.. when she got on her knees to give Presto a cock wash with her tongue... he had trouble getting hard! After we were cleared for lift off.. the blowjob turned out better than we all thought cuz Preston was willing to shove his dick in her tight hood rat pussy! This chick had a great ass... guess it's all that govt. cheese.... and watching her butt cheeks ripple with every thrust was great.... I knew the fucking would be up to par... Ho's are usually good at that.... after walloping her visage with a bucketful of cum.. it was rib time! So after asking Trinity to take out the trash for us.. we rode off into the sunset... luckily for us the rocks that were heaved towards us didn't break a tail light or a window.. HA! Let this be a lesson to all of you out there.. never think you can outdrink Ugs.... he practices at spermbanks for goodness sake... YOU DON'T WANT NONE! Enjoy.. The Dirty One....
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I know ya'll heard about the insanity that transpires here on sunny South Beach during Memorial Day weekend... thousands of humans jamming up the 3 main aves.... it's fucking nuts! Well.. in testimonial of the chaos.. Ugs was at the recieving end of a drunk driver's bumper.. haha! That fucker got his shits fucked..arm in the sling and all of that! So he finally came out of his groggy state to return to the helm of the Bang Bizzus!!! God I'm awesome! Anyways.. we were on the hunt for any stragglers of the holiday weekend when we came across Melissa. This latina chick had some of the greatest natural d tits I've seen in a while! Toasty brown nipps and all! She was so giddy when she saw the camera that I forgot to tell her (on purpose) that we weren't a tv station! Who cares.. she'll be famous one way or another if I have anything to do about it. Melissa was one of those chicks that doesn't shut her pie hole... but loves the cock.... hmmm... so the best way that I could think of to shut her up was to get her to give PP a nice long wet blowjob. Her dick sucking skills were definitely up to par!!! Sheesh.. you'd think she was starving the way she was sucking on the dick... then came the steamy sex filming that was so intense my lens was still fogged up when we kicked Melissa to the curb! Ass cheeks jiggling with a wet pussy dripping down on PP's funstick was great to watch! Her luscious huge boobs bouncing up and down were just ... well damn! Enjoy this one fellas.. I sho nuff did... The Dirty One...
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IT'S PP'S BIRTHDAY! At least I think it was.. anyways I went ahead and orchestrated a magnificent gala complete with Presto's favorite things... balloons and farm animals!!! It was a grand occasion only to be helped along with the chance encounter of Avilette... trust me.. I had to re-read that to make sure I typed the wrong fucking name... anyways.. This broad Avi was hanging out window shopping with her tongue hanging out.... I took that as an oppurtunity to not only bag me a latin woman with a great ass and tits and offer her to the porn gods.. but also to help my boy out on his b-day! Avi was so willing to celebrate this occasion.. all ready to give PP a blowjob and let me film some great amateur sex... she's a trooper! As do all things that are great... they must come to an end... so when we were done "celebrating" with Avi.. it was time for us to get some ribs and try my damndest to get PP a cake to embarass him... yeah.. haha.. like I'd really do some gay shit like that.. anyways... enjoy the shoot!! It was fun... I think we should celebrate PP's birthday every week now... it makes for great footage! The Dirty One...
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God knows what the fuck transpired between Ugs and Preston.. but the next thing I knew.. I was rollin' with Grand Master Pee Pee... gold fronts and all!! Guess Ugs took him to the hood and hung out with the brothers over the weekend.. fucking Ugly.. he lets PP gas himself up to the point that I just HAVE to bring him down.. first the gay mermaid tattoo and now this!?! can we say... identity crisis? Anyways... the next course of action was to find Presto a chick to match his new persona.. and what better way than a juicy assed black chick with a great set of natural big tits by the name of Simone.. now this chick had the hood attitude that PP emulated.. so it was on! I tell ya.. this chick was the epitome of a hoodrat.. ready to gulp a cock at the drop of a dime... unless that dime is for the po po's (police.. for my non-urban folk) haha.. I do admit.. that Simone's blowjob was a nasty as her projects.. and that's more than I could as for!! Who knows what PP'll show up next week.. but one thing's for sure.. there'll be a cocksucking, titty licking, round ass grabbing , sex filming fiasco just like this week.. ENJOY! The Dirty One..
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I can't believe that I was a part of this caper... I mean... don't get me wrong.... nabbing broads off the street and broadcasting their sexcapades all over the world via the web is enough for me... I actually enjoy this shit... but wow... what Marcos did.. is ... FUCKING GREAT!!!! But yeah.. this chick Brynn (who the fuck names their kid that?!) is walking her dog down South Beach while she's on spring break... had to be a Canadian chick to bring a dog along her vacation.. sheesh.. so as soon as we gathered all these facts.. we knew that this was our catch of the day. I must say, Brynn has some of the best natural set of tits that have been on the Bang Bus in a while... not to mention a juicy little tight ass... it was great!I do need to mention that Marcos gay ass was so in love with the dog that he damn near fucked up the entire film.. luckily for me.. and all of you... he realized where he was and that he had already checked his gayness in at the door... PP is a special case .. but you all know that already.... Watch the trailer... be mesmerized by my skill.. AND JOIN! The Dirty One...
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I don't know why this hasn't happened as much on the everlasting Bizzang Bus... I mean you'd think living and operating out of sunny Miami... we'd run into a lot more of these broken english broads.... well my fellow fans of female fucking and felatio fiends... trying saying that 10x fast holmes... I've found one for the ages... or at least until next week's adventure... so Luna was on the side of the road slanging limes... guess it's true what they say about Puerto Ricans... anyways... After a lengthy negotiation.. all of what... 2 minutes.. she gets in the van and we were off! The beautiful thing about these non-english chicks is that it doesn't take much to get them out of their clothes.... some catch phrases and good ol' Mr. Franklin.. and you're in business! Of course going around with Presto the cock doesn't hurt much either... I love these naturally busty.. big assed... tanned nipple chicks... THEY'RE THE BEST!!! Peep inside and I'll know you'll agree... The Dirty One... p.s. I hope you fuckers stop riding my nuts about those damn shout-outs.. want to see if The Dirty One wasted his breath on your name... LOG ON!!!
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Well,well, well.. look at we've got here... a repeat offender... or should I say.. repeat offended? So PP and Gonz were nowhere to be found... but we had a chick on deck ready for the cock... how weird is this?!?!?! AND THAT'S WHERE IT BEGINS!!! So marc-ho and I ..more me actually.. came up with the great idea of picking up a local vagabond brother and convincing the chick that he was my fam... boy... Janet's great tight ass and round perky natural tits were no match for the 13 inch baseball bat that Paul was hiding in his pants... I know I've said this countless times.. but THIS ONE IS THE TRUTH!!!! Movie's so good... that I'd join just to see the outcum!!!! I mean we all know the ending... but it's the journeys in life that make the destination that much greater... after all... Confucious does say.....ha! That's one for the old school BB fans!!!! anyways... quit reading my b/s and join! The Dirty One!
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You know.. one of the perpetual benefits of being the Dirtiest Sanchez this side of your girl's waist line is getting all my cohorts to go on with whatever mischevious ordeal I conjur up.... I mean how else would you explain me having PP dress up in his old high school attire? HA! I fucking love it! So after Presto threw on his old duds.. we were off.. Ugs making a wrong turn became the best thing he had done all day... that's when we hawked good ol' Rachel as she was staring at the ocean.. apPARENTly her father brought her down from BEANtown but was too busy handling his affairs to attend to his offspring... muahahahaha!! You know where this is going... Now don't get me wrong.. I was providing a service, as I always do, to society's disenfranchised bee-itches... I do them the favor of showing them a good hour's worth of attention.. and in turn I show it to all of you and watch my pockets get fat! This chick Rachel had the whole barely legal thing going on... which is fine by me! I love watching perky young tits and a tight shaved pussy get fucked hardcore by my boy PP.. and so do you! Blowjobs given at my beck and call are always fun too... Enjoy! The Dirty One...
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IT WAS CHAOS FROM THE GET GO!!! I've never been involved in such an altercation with Ugs and PP before... put it to you this way. this shoot almost didn't make it due to Ugly's uncanny ability to nearly kill us in car accidents... sheesh... It's all good tho.. Ugs more than made up for it by scooping up this GORGEOUS spaniard bee-itch named Celeste.. I'm guessing it was all of Ugs tatts.. great ass and nice tits.. but her shirt looked like a dish rag.. so I KNEW that this one was good to go... Finally..Ugs did something right! After flexing my diplomatic muscle on this broad... she stepped into the arena and we were off.. They say that Spaniard women have great asses.. and Celeste wasn't about to become the exception! I did however feel the need to pay her back for conquering my ancestors land.... gotta rep for all my south americans! With that as my motivation..it was pretty much a wrap for her... Presto's cock beating her pussy hole in properly was a great sight... not to mention that the ass and pussy licking cock sucking fiasco commonly known as a 69 was fanstastic! After recieving the red eye from PP's cyclops... we all knew the next course of action... rapid deployment of the subject and immediate retreat! ha! It was great... enjoy bitches... The Dirty One...
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So four and a half hours into the prowl ,I spot what appears to be a possible episode maker. A block and a half later ,I was sure. This bad girl was smokin' hot ,plus she could actually form complete sentences! Amazing! She even had that southern charm ,manners and accent that make many a man ,weak. Six minutes of Sanchez scrambling her brain like an egg in a blender ,a few benjees and poof ,she hoped right in. And you know we just had to show her some southern hospitality (bangbus style of course). All that properness didn't amount to an ashtray full of used condoms ,because once we cracked this bitch open... well ,the trailer will give you a little taste ,but the full... now that's a great fuckin' movie. My boy Jt put it down dude. After he got cutie to give him a blow job ,he had her squat on his face. Like if that wasn't enough ,they sixtynined! You know crunch time was on after that ,and homeboy has a big ol' curved dick. He FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT TIGHT LITTLE PUSSY with that motherfucker. This girl wanted it bad , she wanted to be bad ,she was bad. She looked so content once the cum hit her face. If you like screaming and dirty fuck talk you'll love this episode. If you don't like screaming and dirty fuck talk you'll still love this episode. We decided to let this girl hang out for a minute... plus I owed sanchez one. Ugly.
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Yes.... yes indeed..... this marks a monumental moment in Bang Bus History!!! I know you guys are used to me saying this all the time.... BUT THIS IS ONE FOR THE FUCKING BOOKS!!!! So PP and Gonz were nowhere to be found...AGAIN... so I called up my trustee back up dong..Paul.. and we were off on yet another adventure! It was as simple as picking Daisy's... and wouldn't you know that's this weeks lucky contestant on The Wheels of Porkin'!!!! Daisy's barely 18 sexy self was wandering aimlessly thru Miami's mean streets... but as soon as I saw her young face with perky tits and nice little ass.... I knew she was our Neo (the one... for you fuckers that have been living in Afghani caves) You know what my loyal minions... there are times that I just can't believe what the fuck goes on in the cauldron of debauchery that is the Bang Bus...take Daisy... At what point in her existence on this planet did she willingly say to herself " I'd love to get into a van full of strange men... and then allow myself to get stuffed by a toothless blackman?" hahahaha.. I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! I'm not even gonna tell you what the big deal is.. you're gonna have to watch the trailer! I will, however, say this... the days of ol' school BB are on the horizon.. and we've got an integral part back! What could it be? wait.. what the fuck are you still doing reading this shit.... WATCH IT!!!!! The Dirty Mother Fucking One!!!
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So check the scenario... PP, Marc-ho and I were trudging on our usual hunt for poontang.. and BAM! Angelina fell from the heavens onto our sights... she had to at least have fallen from the second floor and landed on her head.. she's not the brightest crayon in the box.. so yeah...after kicking our whole documentary bit to Angie.. and her revealing her aspirations of becoming a film star.. well... that pretty much said it all now didn't it.... she got in.. and it was on like Marc-ho and some twinks (not the pastry)! This chick's face is timeless.... especially after it's dripping with man gravy.... I LOVE THIS SHIT!! The Dirty One...
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Well here we go... One Mo' Gain!!!!!! Sorry about that.. had to rep for all my Dirty South peeps... so yeah... what a firecracker we have for you this week I tell ya!! This french named Irish lass had the unfortunate oppurtunity to encounter me, Marc-hole, and Alex as we were on our way to pick up a friend of ours from a college baseball game... but this red headed broad was just too much of a dimwit for me to pass up on... so after meager negotiations.. this broke college dorm dummie was nabbed and taken on the ride of her life! Nothing better than a college chick from out of town with no friends and no ca$h to be offered as a sacrifice to the porn go... I mean me... ha! Cosette's probably still searching for those papers of hers... don't know what I'm talking about.. then find out!!! Oh yeah.. one more thing.. I had to put those clips of Marco in his truest form.. too golden to pass up! NOW WHO'S THE FAG HUH MARC-HOLE!?!?!?! NOT I! The Dirty One!!!!
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Well well well.. another week.. another broad bagged in the Bang Bus... in this week's episode... we find our trio of heroes up against a long time nemesis.. the DUMB MIAMI BROAD!!!!! Will our heroes nab and bag this chick.. or will she simply be too much of a nimrod for D. Sanchez to handle?!?! Tune in to see .... ok.. enough cartoon talk... Michelle is the archetype for all Bang Bus bee-itches... young, dumb, and ready to recieve a face full of sperm... wait.. that didn't rhyme.. WHO CARES?!?! THIS ISN'T SOME DUMB CLICHE!!! WATCH THE TRAILER AND GO THE FUCK INTO THE MEMBERS AREA!!!! The Dirty FUCKING One!
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Well my loyal fans... I must tell you.. this week.. I've stooped to lowest of lows... even for the Dirty One's standards... and I must say.. that.... I... FUCKING LOVED IT!! I should've been doing shit like this for years now! Quick recap.. we were on the usual hunt for ass when we encountered Brigette walking home from a jewelry shop with a wedding band of some sort... but before she could tell us all the details... one of our great Miami vagabonds burst onto the scene with a stench worse than the carpet of the cum/ass/ pussy juice ridden Bang Bus carpet!!! Well.. it's not that bad in here... I think.. anyways.. God only knows what he was trying to say to me... but after I flexed the Sanchez muscle.. he was off and the frightened Brigette was rescued by the big white chari.. who are we kidding.. it's a fucking van... SO YEAH.. After finding out that Brigette had yet to have her bachelorette party... it was on! Her juicy dominican ass was slammed to oblivion by PP's bowling pin of a cock.... and it was a wrap.. now.. to what I referred to earlier.. I should've been handling shoots like this from the get... if you don't know what I mean.. check out the trailer holmes... we keep it ghetto in the 3-0-5!! The Dirty One..
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I really need to get a grip on my finances... In all seriousness.. I have NO CLUE as to where my money goes... the only reason I'm airing out my business is because I had to go ahead and talk my trainer... animal trainer.. haha.. to take a ride on the Bizzang Bus in exchange for training some of my pets... I was trying to get him to house train Blog.. but he wasn't having it.. anyways.. We ran across Amy's young post-teen ass as she was clumsily trudging along Miami's concrete jungle...and with promises of quick NSA (no strings attached) action for CA$H... and we were off! Richard got right into animal trainer mode and had his way with Amy... great shit! Only I had to put everyone in the van in their place and let them know that The Dirty One runs shit!!! Enjoy!
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I LOVE IT WHEN WE COME ACROSS THESE BARELY LEGAL BROADS!! It's not everyday we come across these particular type of chicks... but then again... I NEVER have your typical day... BACK TO THE TASK AT HAND! Kelly's 19 year old ass was hanging out in Little Haiti.. for those of you that don't know.. that's a section of Miami where the working girls and homeless fight for street turf... so yeah.. She was just hanging out on a corner... EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING! too good to be true right?! Well... apparently not for her.. after offering us to give her a ride (classic) we were off! Sheesh.. she wasted no time in giving us her rates... I'll tell you what tho holmes... she didn't expect to come across the likes of the Dirty One and Presto's fun stick... or Mar... ahh who cares about the driver... I mean really... When Kelly took her clothes off.... I knew we had done good... Check it out yourselves.. Enjoy!
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It's about time that I feel we take it back to the essence of Bang Bus... to the times when no one knew what was going on in my mind.. not even myself! HA! ... sorry.. pardon my dementia... it's been a LONG week... but yeah.. back to the "film student" glory days.... it's about time to usher in a new golden era... and Mckenzie's beautiful face and bod are the perfect way to kick out the jams! This broad was roaming the streets when we kindly asked her if she'd be interested in helping us figure out our next "film"... you know how these broads are in sunny Miami.. they jump at the chance to get "discovered".. and I.. the Dirty One.. .will exploit that til I can't anymore! So yeah... I couldn't help but feel that Mckenzo had done this before.. the whole "suck a cock at a casting call" bit... but hey.. who am I to complain... shit.. this chick was soo good that I decided to keep her for myself!! Poor Presto... wait a minute.. I get him pussy all the time.. FUCK OFF PRESTON!!!! ENJOY THIS SHOOT! SHE'S INCREDIBLE! The Dirty One...
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This is what living in Miami is all about! Coming across one of the countless trust fund broads that are itching to go to great lengths to get daddy and mommy's attention is one of the perks of being in my line of work. Carly was just minding her own walking down the street when we spotted her and went in for the snatch.. LITERALLY! All jokes aside... this could have NOT been easier. She was more than willing to come along for the ride... guess her parents weren't giving her enough attention... Never Fear, D. Sanchez knows EXACTLY what kind of attention she craved..... so good ol' fashioned dick... ha! After Presty gave her the pearl necklace she rightfully deserved... it was a wrap... On a side note... all of you broads out there that want to get back at your negligent rich parents.... be on the look out for a white van and a camera.... we make wishes cum true here at Bang Bus.... ENJOY!
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I've never been the one to dismiss the paranormal.... I mean... look at our latest driver....Marcos... aka Bok.. or something to that nature....he doesn't exactly seem like the most normal guy around..Nevertheless.. I decided to try and conjur up the spirits of all the slain flesholes that the Bang Bus is haunted by.. and what better way than to offer a sacrifice!!! Britney's ass was waiting for the bus to go to the mall... typical... so yada yada yada... we kick her the whole seance routine and she was in! Now I don't know EXACTLY what it is that possessed me... but I was speaking in tongues to this chick the entire time...either that or I was just too wired from no sleep to care to remember..... Check the trailer for details that I obviously forgot... WORSHIP ME!!!!!!
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HELLO 2005!!!! Here we are ushering the new year with the same old antics!!! Punchy and I were searching for a broad for Alex to pound the new year in... and with my unbelievable knack of finding these broads.... we find Brandi "roaming" around really close to Miami's red light district..... which I didn't find at all strange.... ha! So yeah... with promises of a gala gathering with food and booze by the pound.... we were off! Now this chick wasted no time in telling us what her aphrodi$iac was... and trust me... we more than willing to comply...... Alex does this chick proper and the drop off was just classic!!! Now ... how many of you fuckers have made b/s New Year's resolutions? Wanna know mine.... TO STOP GIVING A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK OF THESE DESCRIPTIONS AND JUST WATCH THE TRAILER! j/k.... The Dirty One..
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